November 2011
20 posts
House Republicans, keeping the faith →
thedominantparadigm:
wilwheaton:
After preaching for weeks about the urgency of Washington taking action to create jobs, lawmakers decided to put their mammon where their mouths are. And so on Tuesday evening they descended from the mountaintop and came forth to anoint a jobs bill of biblical proportions:
“H.Con.Res 13 — Reaffirming ‘In God We Trust’ as the official motto of the United...
Chicago Board of Trade Dumps McDonalds Employment... →
rebelrebelbatcat:
Assholes are assholes and also don’t get it, news at 11.
FYI when McDonalds had their huge national hiring day, they only took 6% of applicants.
Princeton’s acceptance rate is 26%.
Therefore, you are less likely to get a job at McDonalds than you are to get into Princeton.
The More Americans That Go On Food Stamps The More... →
strugglingtobeheard:
JP Morgan is the largest processor of food stamp benefits in the United States. JP Morgan has contracted to provide food stamp debit cards in 26 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. JP Morgan is paid for each case that it handles, so that means that the more Americans that go on food stamps, the more profits JP Morgan makes. Yes, you read that correctly. When the...
“Nobody told me I had a clitoris. Nobody told me I was capable of having orgasms....”
– Sex Education, or, What Boys Will Want From You « Frothing at the Brain (via fervours, sexisnottheenemy) (via girvinator)
October 2011
53 posts
“I think that Jezebel has really done a number on people. How this publication is...”
– “Smith”, commenting on No, You Aren’t Amber Cole’s Father
TRUE STORY
(via darkjez)
Oooh, I’ve been trying to figure out why I stopped reading Jezebel a long time ago but this pretty much perfect puts into words what was bothering me about it.
(via secretary)
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“If people can get you to worry about how skinny you are, they have already taken...”
– I repeat: Rookie is so important (via surlytemple)
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rivertrash:
sometimes I think I’d like to live in New York, but I think if I ever did, I’d have to live in Queens or something because I would want to brutally murder all of those idiots.
Lol duh that’s why I live in Sheepshead Bay and only begrudgingly venture to Williamsburg maybe once a year or so. I feel the same rage, believe me.
shana—e:
nom-chompsky replied to your post: When is Adam Levine going to take control of his…
i do not get the adam levine thing at all. i hate his voice, i hate his weird head, i hate his skinny heroin chic body, i hate his stupid songs and shows and everything pretty much.
Yes. Thank you.
